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DEAD SPACE EPIC MOMENTKendra starts to run up the railing towards the shuttle when the ground violently shook the deck. To her immediate right she saw a gigantic tentacle approaching the shuttle.

"Oh my god!"

She acts as if as some dude just whipped 'it' out in public, in front of her. The tentacle rises up and whips her like a pimp backhand slaps one of his misbehaving hoes and she goes flying into the air and hits the ground.

But where is Isaac, you may be asking?

Why, he's over yonder, cranking and yanking his antique film box, just recording this Epic Moment, saying "Look at the camera like you're a virgin," Then he ponders, "Is she a virgin?" But quick

Jeff's Guide to Becoming a Murderer!So you want to be a killer, huh?
You see, being a killer is hard work. First, you have to locate and stalk your victim. And then you have to stab the person, make sure no one hears them scream, and efficiently kill them. You also have to dispose of the body. Don't even get me started on torturing them, either; the begging and crying gets really annoying after the first five minutes. It's the hardest career choice ever.
But if that's what you want to do in life, I am here to assist you in fulfilling your dreams.
That's right, ladies and gentleman, Jeff the Killer is proud to present:
Being a Killer: The Do's and Don'ts of the Murdering Wor

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Head Privilegesby ~Zombieapple224

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Guess who's going to to get Dead space 2 today?

~DFhunter212121 Aug 8, 2011

Heh,funny,when will they ever earn head privilege.

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~Chris000 May 3, 2011 Student Traditional Artist

Isaac is very liberal when taking away head privileges!

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~Zombieapple224 May 3, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

shit yeah he is!

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~Toram159 Mar 25, 2011

NO HEAD FOR YOU!!!

*Runs around like a chicken with its head cut off.

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~Zombieapple224 Mar 26, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

haha thanks for the fave

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~Toram159 Mar 26, 2011

Your welcome.I think all necromorphs should lose their head privileges!1

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~Zombieapple224 Mar 26, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

deffinitely

. RIGHT FROM THE START >:0

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~Toram159 Mar 26, 2011

Exactly!And i'm pretty sure Isaac agrees

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~Zombieapple224 Mar 26, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

if people didn't keep rebuilding the damn marker

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~Toram159 Mar 26, 2011

Yeah.It made that one guy go insane!

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